everyday this nation makes me spew my guts out into the pot plant next to my bed, and then I look at the pot plant and it reminds me of myself, stuck, and covered in political muck.
In truth, there’s no pot plant. I wake up to my smartphone and ignore my emails, who was I kidding.
amalapropism asked: You are so right about the parents thing and the pumice thing. Your writing is beautiful and it gives me chills.
I sincerely appreciate these kind words, I’ll try and post my bizarre thoughts more often.
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.
Who hasn’t asked himself, am I a monster or is this what it means to be human?
marcelineduchamp asked: sorry if it's obnoxious that I (a stranger) am liking a bunch of your posts, but I'm so happy I found your tumblr! it's a gem, you're so funny and charming.
Not obnoxious at all, in fact, extremely complimentary so thank you for going out of your way to message me with such a nice set of words. Stick around, I like you!
Anonymous asked: Instagram?